"If you want to make God laugh
tell Her your plans
for the rest of your life?"
On the other hand, "If you want to make God, the Universe, and all of the angels bust up into absolute hysterics, tell 'em how your dreams will come true."
God, or the Universe, wants for you what you want for you. Yet from where you now stand, there's no way you can possibly see all that She sees, or know all that She knows with regard to the infinite ways your dreams might come true the fastest.
Save yourself the trouble, the laughs, and from spinning your wheels, and simply never mess with the cursed HOWs.